Trollpastas by Jake

Here are all of the trollpastas I wrote over the years, most of them being from the uTonical days.

Please note that creepypastas and trollpastas are works of fiction and the contents of these stories do not pertain to any real life events.

Can't believe I have to say that.

You are free to narrate any of these pastas. Reproduction/modifcation of these pastas is prohibited.

• The New Toy - A Lost Toy Story Beta Tape

  I happen to stop by Pixar Animation Studios on my usual route...

  October 2016

• Cars: The Lost Beta Movie

  It said "Cars" on the label written in brown Crayola washable marker...

  Early 2017

• Lost 90s Commercials

  The first commercial was pretty normal. It was a commercial on Quaker Oats starring good ol' Wilford Brimley, you know, DIABEETUS...

  Mid 2017

• Alex Jones Lost Episode

  I decided to check up on my old boss, Mr. Alex Jones. I looked on his website, seeing he had just posted a new episode...

  July 2018

• Toy Story The Beta Video Game

  There was no label, but there was something written in silver marker: “Toy Story Beta - property Travellers Tales - 1993”...

  October 2018

• The Grinch Movie Original Reel

  The Grinch movie was finished filming, and I was about to see a rough edit...

  December 2018

• Toy Story - The Cult Of The Puppet

  "TOY STORY 2: THE CULT OF THE PUPPET - 11/20/1996 - DO NOT DISTRIBUTE"...

  March 2025

• Drake and Josh Lost Pilot

  They look pretty much the same in this pilot, except Josh looks like he hasn’t slept in a few days, rushing himself to complete a test for school, and Drake looks skeletally thin...

  April 2025

• The Origins of Jell-O Blood Pops

  “If anyone finds out I have this, You bet your ass I’m getting necked. I feel that you deserve to know what Jell-O is really like and it might even keep you away from Jell-O altogether...”

  April 2025